This is a work-in-progress list of all Fortunes generated by Terran Fortune Cookie items.
- Beware mass education. Lies are not half as powerful as the absence of truth.
- Humanity's purpose is to conquer and be ruled, a species of soldiers for the idea of Empire.
- The process of science, honestly carried out, is the greatest power in the universe.
- It is sweet and honorable to die for your country. All citizens live on in their Empire.
- Believe that your Empire is your self. This subtle madness empowers you.
- History is not written by the victors, it is written by historians. Subjugate academia.
- Embrace the Empire's truth to protect yourself from the relevance of freedom.
- The glory of the Terran Empire is the ambition of conquest is the right to rule is the pyre of freedom. Accept without reservation.
- Even false hope can sustain a spirit. In this way can hunger be abolished.
- Comfort is a prison. Incarcerate wisely.
- That lethal power is consistently beautiful reveals a fundamental truth of reality.
- Embrace mental harmony and physical confrontation. Soldiers act boldly and speak reluctantly.